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i'm going to move off to wordpress after 2.5 years with lj.

love you lj and please love me wordpress!

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laugh!
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laughters are what i need to stay awake in the office and pull me through monday.

enjoy!

Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Why is it nice to be a dog
No one expects you to take a bath every day.
Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.
When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.
If it itches, you can reach it.

And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in
public.

You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.
If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap
Having big feet is considered an asset.
If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.
No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.
No matter where you live, you own the place.
Your mate never complains because you whine.

Puppy love can last.



Who's God?
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Both son, both.”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”


Lesson for Autopsy Class
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
“You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear.”
At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man’s anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes’ silence, they follow through with his disgusting command.
“The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse’s anus, but I licked my index finger?”
After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop up the vomit.


Gas Attack

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” The woman thought, “this is great!” and a big smile came across her face.

A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “dammit Ginger!”

Once again the woman smiled and thought, “yes!” A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!”

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urgh.
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i feel like i'm going to fall sick soon.

sore throat, feverish, aching muscles.
urgh.

sucks.

and i still have esprimere exco interview later. urgh. please let the day be over soon, i just want to be home.

i just want to see wong.

off i go!
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i'm off to piano lessons!

tada!
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facebook & manuals
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godd i'm SO addicted to the fb game, my zoo.

i even asked raine to let me use her labtop yesterday during vocal lesson to check my baby bald eagle.

damnit.

i'm so not going fb on the weekends!!

the manuals are lengthy and i don't even know how to edit sometimes. *blows bubbles* the marine manuals averaged about 9 pages per manual, suhana said the well control has a 60 over pages manual. its gonna take the whole day but its okay, slow is virtue.

i love being slow because it makes me happier in many ways.

LOLS

i want to meet wong soon!!
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friday come soon!
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i just can't wait for friday to arrive.

feeling so so so tired man. getting old already! i can't seems to recover as fast as last time. this is so upsetting.

met up with huan, jun and meow on tues, ju on wed. and there is vocal lesson today.

the gatherings are so fun! we were basically laughing non stop throughout the night and i got really tired by the time i reached home. crashed onto bed and slept like a pig with the wonderful cold weather. love it man!!

shall post up the photos soon after i grab them from huan, the beef.

AND...

i'll be finally meeting wong on friday after so long! misses him so much.

may him breeze through the econs and maths papers. *prays*

friday please come soon!

say frog
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FROGGING FUNNY!!

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the spitz family
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i went online to research on why pudding doesn't jump around much and why is it that she limps sometimes.

so here's what i found:

patellar luxation

Japanese Spitz are known to have trouble with the knee joints.
Known as patellar luxation, usually associated with small dog breeds which have narrow leg bones.
Most do not suffer a great deal of pain but severe cases, surgery is required.
You should restrict your dog from climbing stairs and jumping too much, also
not allow them to become overweight.


so that's the reason why pudding has weak back legs. normal puppies jump onto the bed, what she does was crawl onto the bed. i'm serious! i shall take a video of how pudding crawl onto the bed one day and post it here. i laughed so hard when i saw what she was trying to do. she used her paws to grab me and pull herself up the bed and her back legs were flicking so as to push herself up. frigging hilarious i tell you!

anyway, the website said that some japanese spitz did the limping because they wanted attention.

awwwww...

they want to be sayang-ed!




look at it! don't you just want to kiss it!!

MUACKS MUACKS MUACKS!

my bro was like telling me not to touch him because i might have endoparasites. and they are from pudding.

super what the hell.

i'm SO going to roll on his bed, sit on his bolster, pillow and basically touch everything on his bed.

*MANIAC LAUGHTERS*

while searching online on japanese spitz health, i came across the different types of spitz. and there were LOTS of them. so i decided to put down the 10 cutest spitz dog here.

1. Finnish Spitz



it originated from finland and doesn't it looks like pudding in brown fur?

okay guys, guess which one of them is the indian spitz?



cmon! just guess! the answer will be revealed at the end of the entry!

right, are my eyes deceving me? is that a sheep or a dog? its a....

2.SAMOYED!



samoyed is pronouced as "sa-muh-yed". i saw this breed before at vivo's pets lover centre. it looks a great deal like japanese spitz but just that its face looks abit squashed up and erm yeah, fat. this breed is also known as the smiley dog!

say cheese!!

3. Akita Inu

this is THE vermin destroyer! And its is highly revered in Japan as almost a national icon!

because it has replaced cats as the number one vermin annihilatior!! *just kidding*

4. Shiba Inu



shiba inu is also known as 柴犬. and researchers have found out that they are one of the oldest dog breeds!!

5. Shikoku



shikoku is also known as 四国犬 and it really looks like shiba inu. guess what, it can chase frigging wild boars! woah-ness!

6. Icelandic sheepdog



icelandic sheepdog is a breed of dog of spitz type originating from the dogs brought to Iceland by the Vikings. and they are used to find lost sheeps. maybe they will accidentally bring back samoyed cos they also accidentally mistook samoyed for a sheep!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS

which is highly impossible. i'm just entertaining myself only.

7. Chow Chow



oh man. you sure this is a dog? it looks more like a pig with hair. LOLS.

chow chow has the lowest degree of working/obedience intelligence and if they feel bored with you, they will simply heck you. and one of the unique characteristics are that chow chow's tongue is blue black!

lols i guess chow chow looks like it is perpetually poisoned.


8. Siberian Husky


i love siberian husky!! they are like super intelligent or something.

take a look at this!


i love you! i love youuuuuuuuuu!

argh! i just want to give this siberian husky a big hug!!

how i wish pudding can say that!

oh yar, pudding knows how to bow now. *smirks* but she needs more training on that. and then, i can teach her to say i love youuuuuu!

9. German Spitz



german spitz are descendants of the ancient spitzen found in the stone age! so pudding should call them tai tai tai tai gong and tai tai tai tai ma. they are the second most look alike to japanese spitz. the first is of cos samoyed. but samoyed gets really big when they grow older.

and finally, the last cute spitz dog is....

10. Pomeranian


damn frigging cute can!!

the cutest pomeranian i saw was mr muggles from heroes. the face and tongue looked super small but they will think that they are bigger than other dogs. man, we should applause for their courage.but pomeranians have shrill barks and its sort of irritating when they are barking non-stop, which they tend to do do when they get really excited.

imagine a chihuahua mixed with a pomeranian. gosh. its going to super shrill-y!

aw man, i'm missing pudding already!

i hope she is biting wong's hand right now.

*giggles*

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for the answer to which dog is the indian spitz is the one on the....

LEFT!

dang.

you know i was hoping the indian spitz is you know...black.

so disappointed.

lols


anyway, black one on the right is called schipperke and they can live up to 17 - 18 years and that's like 119 - 126 human years! holy cow. 狗瑞!

boredom
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its so bored in office.

and i meant really really really bored. they are basically paying me to surf the net and get bored. the work seems pretty easy, you just have to read and edit (copy and paste) relevant materials. well at least i gained some knowledge about the shipping industry. so there is still other kind of utility apart from monetary utility.

i was online for 8 straight hours today.

goodness me!

i have never been online for that long! so please come talk to me if you see me online! i'm friendly! and lonely! lols the reason why i am online for 8 hours because i've reached my targeted production level so i started to wander online and i came across quizzes!

tonnes and tonnes of quizzes!

and the first quiz i took was this:

Your Dream Guy is Jacob


You are a warm, friendly, loving person ... and you're attracted to the same qualities in a guy.

For you, love is an organic process. It happens naturally, and it sometimes takes years.

You love being with a guy who has a wild streak like Jacob, even if he's a little unpredictable at times.

You love fun and adventure. You're likely to fall in love with a young soul.


Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

oh cmon man! jacob is totally FRIGGING HOT.

and how i wished bella chose jacob over edward! admit it, jacob understands bella much more than edward. and edward is stupid enough to believe that leaving bella would actually make her better off.

who wants a stupid boyfriend/husband?

LOLS



Your Love Style is Agape



You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.

Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.

You are willing to sacrifice your world for your sweetie.

Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.

For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.


Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

oh yeah, i have the most rare love style! HAHAHAHAS wong would know how much i love him. right wong?! to the extent that i am willing to teach him econs. yeah, teaching econs to an engineering student. and he will always ask me, "why cannot like that? like that also get the answer what. why must do this way? why cannot do the other way?"

BECAUSE.KEYNES.SAID.SO.

urgh.

it just makes me love him more.

how cute can he get to ask me this kinda questions. *pinch & pull his cheeks*

okay, the next quiz is THE CUTEST. you guys should try it out!

i saw it and i told myself i have to take that quiz!!




Your Penis Name Is: Gummi Worm



Keep it in your pants!


Blogthings: Discover the Parts of Your Personality that Have Been Hiding

love it.

i love gummies, so if i run out of gummies, i will turn to.... KIDDING!




Your Element Is Fire



Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.

You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.

You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable.

You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.

Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive.

Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many.


Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

ooh i love being mysterious. appearing offline is one. lols

anyway, its time for me to knock off already!

tata!
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i got BOB-ed again.

in love with that hairstyle.

shit.

does it mean that i wouldn't be able to convince myself in the future to have long hair again?

LOLS

i've finally uploaded the photos taken on pk's 21st lunch. my bro's n73 bluetooth just can't seems to locate my labtop and my bro lost the micro sd adapter, so in the end i had to bluetooth to his labtop instead. so troubelsome. cmon, just let me get an iphone and get done with all these crap.

plsplsplsplsplspls let iphone prices to drop drop drop since starhub and m1 have the rights to sell them. *praying*

while i'm praying to the god of money, here are the photos taken at suntec's kushinbo.








i frigging love salmon.

damn, i'm salivating for it again. we ate like 3,4 plates full of salmon & 2,3 plates full of prawns & i don't know, about a dozen of others? we kept eating until we got so full even boss had to say cut.

yeah, we got that full.
 



okay, maybe puay kuan wasn't that full. cos she was waiting for us to eat this!
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CAKES!

all her utility came from this plate of cakes, not the prawns, not the salmon but cakes.

so i think i know what to get her for the next birthday.

22 slices of cakes! with 22 candles! its SO gonna test her diaphragm. lols

大哥吃乘菜, 大姐拨虾壳, 小妹还钱.  各有贡献.



its a whooping $94.95!

4D anybody?!!

anyway, we gave pk a perlini's silver necklace which i hope she would LOVE IT SO DEARLY because i hand picked it. *blows whistles*

and finally, we went to kbox!! pk's and my singing addict is kicking in after suppressing so long throughout the exam period. so we forced boss to k with us. his song choices were ancient, like 男儿当自强. can somebody tells me how old is that song?

lols. we had a great time singing, especially with boss entertaining us both.











the filling lunch made me drowsy after the singing session and i was so ready to crash onto the bed and snore. so tiring. i'm gonna shake off the exams fatigue and start working already!

i'm going to earn my bk trip!

of cos, i will end the entry with the little monster.....

PUDDING!


goodnights!
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