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laughters are what i need to stay awake in the office and pull me through monday.

enjoy!

Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

i feel like i'm going to fall sick soon.

sore throat, feverish, aching muscles.
urgh.

sucks.

and i still have esprimere exco interview later. urgh. please let the day be over soon, i just want to be home.

i just want to see wong.

i'm off to piano lessons!

tada!

godd i'm SO addicted to the fb game, my zoo.

i even asked raine to let me use her labtop yesterday during vocal lesson to check my baby bald eagle.

damnit.

i'm so not going fb on the weekends!!

the manuals are lengthy and i don't even know how to edit sometimes. *blows bubbles* the marine manuals averaged about 9 pages per manual, suhana said the well control has a 60 over pages manual. its gonna take the whole day but its okay, slow is virtue.

i love being slow because it makes me happier in many ways.

LOLS

i want to meet wong soon!!

i just can't wait for friday to arrive.

feeling so so so tired man. getting old already! i can't seems to recover as fast as last time. this is so upsetting.

met up with huan, jun and meow on tues, ju on wed. and there is vocal lesson today.

the gatherings are so fun! we were basically laughing non stop throughout the night and i got really tired by the time i reached home. crashed onto bed and slept like a pig with the wonderful cold weather. love it man!!

shall post up the photos soon after i grab them from huan, the beef.

AND...

i'll be finally meeting wong on friday after so long! misses him so much.

may him breeze through the econs and maths papers. *prays*

friday please come soon!

i went online to research on why pudding doesn't jump around much and why is it that she limps sometimes.

so here's what i found:

patellar luxation

Japanese Spitz are known to have trouble with the knee joints.
Known as patellar luxation, usually associated with small dog breeds which have narrow leg bones.
Most do not suffer a great deal of pain but severe cases, surgery is required.
You should restrict your dog from climbing stairs and jumping too much, also
not allow them to become overweight.

so that's the reason why pudding has weak back legs. normal puppies jump onto the bed, what she does was crawl onto the bed. i'm serious! i shall take a video of how pudding crawl onto the bed one day and post it here. i laughed so hard when i saw what she was trying to do. she used her paws to grab me and pull herself up the bed and her back legs were flicking so as to push herself up. frigging hilarious i tell you!

anyway, the website said that some japanese spitz did the limping because they wanted attention.

awwwww...

they want to be sayang-ed!




look at it! don't you just want to kiss it!!

MUACKS MUACKS MUACKS!

my bro was like telling me not to touch him because i might have endoparasites. and they are from pudding.

super what the hell.

i'm SO going to roll on his bed, sit on his bolster, pillow and basically touch everything on his bed.

*MANIAC LAUGHTERS*

while searching online on japanese spitz health, i came across the different types of spitz. and there were LOTS of them. so i decided to put down the 10 cutest spitz dog here.

1. Finnish Spitz



it originated from finland and doesn't it looks like pudding in brown fur?

okay guys, guess which one of them is the indian spitz?

cmon! just guess! the answer will be revealed at the end of the entry!

right, are my eyes deceving me? is that a sheep or a dog? its a....

2.SAMOYED!



samoyed is pronouced as "sa-muh-yed". i saw this breed before at vivo's pets lover centre. it looks a great deal like japanese spitz but just that its face looks abit squashed up and erm yeah, fat. this breed is also known as the smiley dog!

say cheese!!

3. Akita Inu

this is THE vermin destroyer! And its is highly revered in Japan as almost a national icon!

because it has replaced cats as the number one vermin annihilatior!! *just kidding*

4. Shiba Inu



shiba inu is also known as 柴犬. and researchers have found out that they are one of the oldest dog breeds!!

5. Shikoku



shikoku is also known as 四国犬 and it really looks like shiba inu. guess what, it can chase frigging wild boars! woah-ness!

6. Icelandic sheepdog



icelandic sheepdog is a breed of dog of spitz type originating from the dogs brought to Iceland by the Vikings. and they are used to find lost sheeps. maybe they will accidentally bring back samoyed cos they also accidentally mistook samoyed for a sheep!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS

which is highly impossible. i'm just entertaining myself only.

7. Chow Chow



oh man. you sure this is a dog? it looks more like a pig with hair. LOLS.

chow chow has the lowest degree of working/obedience intelligence and if they feel bored with you, they will simply heck you. and one of the unique characteristics are that chow chow's tongue is blue black!

lols i guess chow chow looks like it is perpetually poisoned.


8. Siberian Husky

i love siberian husky!! they are like super intelligent or something.

take a look at this!


i love you! i love youuuuuuuuuu!

argh! i just want to give this siberian husky a big hug!!

how i wish pudding can say that!

oh yar, pudding knows how to bow now. *smirks* but she needs more training on that. and then, i can teach her to say i love youuuuuu!

9. German Spitz



german spitz are descendants of the ancient spitzen found in the stone age! so pudding should call them tai tai tai tai gong and tai tai tai tai ma. they are the second most look alike to japanese spitz. the first is of cos samoyed. but samoyed gets really big when they grow older.

and finally, the last cute spitz dog is....

10. Pomeranian

damn frigging cute can!!

the cutest pomeranian i saw was mr muggles from heroes. the face and tongue looked super small but they will think that they are bigger than other dogs. man, we should applause for their courage.but pomeranians have shrill barks and its sort of irritating when they are barking non-stop, which they tend to do do when they get really excited.

imagine a chihuahua mixed with a pomeranian. gosh. its going to super shrill-y!

aw man, i'm missing pudding already!

i hope she is biting wong's hand right now.

*giggles*

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for the answer to which dog is the indian spitz is the one on the....

LEFT!

dang.

you know i was hoping the indian spitz is you know...black.

so disappointed.

lols


anyway, black one on the right is called schipperke and they can live up to 17 - 18 years and that's like 119 - 126 human years! holy cow. 狗瑞!

its so bored in office.

and i meant really really really bored. they are basically paying me to surf the net and get bored. the work seems pretty easy, you just have to read and edit (copy and paste) relevant materials. well at least i gained some knowledge about the shipping industry. so there is still other kind of utility apart from monetary utility.

i was online for 8 straight hours today.

goodness me!

i have never been online for that long! so please come talk to me if you see me online! i'm friendly! and lonely! lols the reason why i am online for 8 hours because i've reached my targeted production level so i started to wander online and i came across quizzes!

tonnes and tonnes of quizzes!

and the first quiz i took was this:

Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

oh cmon man! jacob is totally FRIGGING HOT.

and how i wished bella chose jacob over edward! admit it, jacob understands bella much more than edward. and edward is stupid enough to believe that leaving bella would actually make her better off.

who wants a stupid boyfriend/husband?

LOLS

Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

oh yeah, i have the most rare love style! HAHAHAHAS wong would know how much i love him. right wong?! to the extent that i am willing to teach him econs. yeah, teaching econs to an engineering student. and he will always ask me, "why cannot like that? like that also get the answer what. why must do this way? why cannot do the other way?"

BECAUSE.KEYNES.SAID.SO.

urgh.

it just makes me love him more.

how cute can he get to ask me this kinda questions. *pinch & pull his cheeks*

okay, the next quiz is THE CUTEST. you guys should try it out!

i saw it and i told myself i have to take that quiz!!

Your Penis Name Is: Gummi Worm

Keep it in your pants!

Blogthings: Discover the Parts of Your Personality that Have Been Hiding

love it.

i love gummies, so if i run out of gummies, i will turn to.... KIDDING!

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

ooh i love being mysterious. appearing offline is one. lols

anyway, its time for me to knock off already!

tata!

i got BOB-ed again.

in love with that hairstyle.

shit.

does it mean that i wouldn't be able to convince myself in the future to have long hair again?

LOLS

i've finally uploaded the photos taken on pk's 21st lunch. my bro's n73 bluetooth just can't seems to locate my labtop and my bro lost the micro sd adapter, so in the end i had to bluetooth to his labtop instead. so troubelsome. cmon, just let me get an iphone and get done with all these crap.

plsplsplsplsplspls let iphone prices to drop drop drop since starhub and m1 have the rights to sell them. *praying*

while i'm praying to the god of money, here are the photos taken at suntec's kushinbo.








i frigging love salmon.

damn, i'm salivating for it again. we ate like 3,4 plates full of salmon & 2,3 plates full of prawns & i don't know, about a dozen of others? we kept eating until we got so full even boss had to say cut.

yeah, we got that full.
 

okay, maybe puay kuan wasn't that full. cos she was waiting for us to eat this!
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CAKES!

all her utility came from this plate of cakes, not the prawns, not the salmon but cakes.

so i think i know what to get her for the next birthday.

22 slices of cakes! with 22 candles! its SO gonna test her diaphragm. lols

大哥吃乘菜, 大姐拨虾壳, 小妹还钱.  各有贡献.



its a whooping $94.95!

4D anybody?!!

anyway, we gave pk a perlini's silver necklace which i hope she would LOVE IT SO DEARLY because i hand picked it. *blows whistles*

and finally, we went to kbox!! pk's and my singing addict is kicking in after suppressing so long throughout the exam period. so we forced boss to k with us. his song choices were ancient, like 男儿当自强. can somebody tells me how old is that song?

lols. we had a great time singing, especially with boss entertaining us both.











the filling lunch made me drowsy after the singing session and i was so ready to crash onto the bed and snore. so tiring. i'm gonna shake off the exams fatigue and start working already!

i'm going to earn my bk trip!

of cos, i will end the entry with the little monster.....

PUDDING!


goodnights!